Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Don't let this be you


This could be your neighbor, your friend, your relative. Well, hopefully not your relative. Either way, these pigeons aren’t screwing around. They hunt in packs, just waiting to take down the weakest among our herd, like this poor bearded sap lying helplessly on the ground as these beasts devour his flesh. Imagine being eaten alive by a swarm of ravenous pigeons. Not a pretty sight. At least vultures have the decency to wait until you are dead!
So keep your head on a swivel my compatriots. These thuggish pigeons are lurking in our alleyways, just waiting to mug you for YOU!

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